Akiak's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Bloody Mary Tale]

Pretty good

The only thing is, the version I've always heard is to turn off all the lights (no candles) on a full moon night OR Halloween, look into a mirror, and say "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, I killed your son." And she's supposed to appear to seek revenge upon those who murdered her son.

[Best present ever]

Really Nice

The animation quality itself was excellent, and the drawing style very unique and 'toony'. The music and voices fit very well too! Really nice work, I bet you'll easily get a good animating job with a big company!

[Bambee]

Great

That was epic, man. Awesome! Birth is not as pretty and special as people seem to think, it's a wad of flesh with placenta on it ripping it's way out of a small hole in it's mother's body.

[Dogs and Wolves]

Interesting

Your wolves/dogs remind me of a mix between pokemon and Ginga Densetsu Weed. To the person who posted before me, if you want a pure wolf, make one yourself. This person is taking creative liberties, as all of us do. If we didn't, there would be no dragons, no werewolves, no vampires, none of the many creatures and mixes out there that people make for any reason. You think Stitch from Lilo and Stitch looks exactly like any sort of animal? Of course not. They were being creative. Learn how to be a bit more open-minded, please.
That, and learn how to spell.

[..:Fenrisulfr:..]

Uh...wtf?

This wasn't a movie. It was just a picture with music. Seriously, how could that take so many people to make? And Sekhem, if you want to get a point across to someone, telling them that 'you wish their fucking mother was there to see this' is not going to get them to respect you, it simply makes you look like a juvenile idiot unworthy of any sort of attention. Get your act together.

[Kingdom Hearts May Cry 2]

This is horrible.

Not only do I agree with the previous post about this being a disgrace to the art world, the sad thing is some people actually find this amusing. At the very least you could have spelled properly, but no. You didn't even do that. Instead of applying to the lowest common denominator, howabout putting in some real effort to make something artistically attractive and with real humor in it? I'm sick of toilet and sexual humor, and I'm sick of people deciding that any way they spell a word is fine. There are certain ways to spell, and you should use them! Chatspeak is one thing, massecreing the english language is another entirely. I hope you choke on something very soon.

[Emergency Message]

Very nice

Well done, and the voices were quite accurate! I saw your friend's artwork, she's very good! You need to make more!

[Hot Hentai with Fat Tits]

Ahahahaha!

That's pretty funny, and the reviews by people who got mad because they didn't get to see their porn makes it even funnier. People need to get over it and learn to have a sense of humor.

[The Lion King Uncut]

That was dumb.

I like TLK, and this is a poor imitation at best. It's dumb, the 'dropping the cub' act has been done, and the loading animation was just disgusting. Get a a life and leave the fandoms to the fans rather than trying to ruin it for us.

By the way, Akela? Don't kill yourself, kill the person who made this crap. That's much more constructive.

[God Damn Emo Kids]

Haha.

This is pretty good, and it is true as well, so many emos out there say they're going to kill themselves and never do. Honestly, if all they are going to do in life is whine and make everyone else miserable, they should do it, and if they won't do it themselves, then we should help them. As to all those who say only people who aren't emo can't understand, I do understand. I'm an emo, but I'm a happy emo. Or happygoth, take your pick. Life is depressing sometimes, get over it. Nice work dude, hope to see more from you in the future.